A silly survey test

survey

1. Have you ever kissed someone 16 or older?
Yes, what are those stupid questions !?

2. Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with an A?
Never

3. Where is your cellular?
in your ass! Bitch ! :)

4. What are you doing tomorrow?
It would confused you ...

5. Why do these surveys always have at least one number missing?
Because most of the people doing this shit are 15 years old and high on Mom's cough syrup.

6. Ever eaten soap?
no

7. Last person to tell you "I love you"?
Ken R

8. Like anyone?
my neighbor, upside, her dog likes making his piss on my hall.


9. What song are you listening to right now?
stupid french journalists analyzing american politics.


10. Is there a place you would like to visit?
tonight the bedroom of George Clooney


11. Have you ever fallen into a mud puddle?
yes but who doesn't ?

12. Do you like winter?
yes because of the snow, and the nature


13. Does your screen name have numbers in it?
yes is there a signification of that ?

14. Are you in a band?
Yes a band of people who aren't in a band.


15. Do you like parties?
yes with a lot of wine and beautiful men

16. What are you scared of?
going to the doctor without my panties

17. How long have you had your blog for?
...
18. If you could have sex with a celebrity, who would it be?
Sylvester Stallone, I wanna cut his penis !

19. If you could own a monkey, would you?
yes, I love monkeys

20. Do you own anything from American Eagle?
no

21. Do you listen to rap?
yes but not french rap

22. Do you listen to country?
NO

23. Favorite Disney movie?
the first Cindirella but the one with the two dogs too.

24. Is your room clean?
Oh hell no. My rats love to fight, and there are some shits on the floor I have to clean everyday.

25. Do you have any best friends?
few friends.

26. Do you have any siblings?
Many, many siblings. Dad used to work in every part of France, with a lot of customers and assistants!!

27. Do you get along with them?
I'm not closed of my relatives,

28. Do you regret anything?


29. What are you excited about?
having sex right now

30. Are you an artist?
I try to be an artist, why do you ask this question ?

31. Do you have an addiction?
chocolates,

32. Favorite swear word?
figlio di puttana

33. What did you do today?
Hiking too much.

34. Are you enjoying life?
yes

35. How many pillows do you sleep with?
1

36. Do you have sex dreams about celebrities?
yes...

37. Do you like hugs or kisses?
It depends on who is doing it and how.

38. Is the glass half empty or half full?
half full

39. Do you hate anybody?

40. Are you happy right now?
Yes I'm

41. Plans for Saturday?
life is an aventure!

42. What's on your mind right now?
too many things.

43. How big is too big?
Mac Cain's and Clinton's head!

44. Been embarrassed in public?
My entire life is one giant public embarrassment.

45. Miss someone?
I miss my grand aunt

46. Have you been in trouble with the cops?
no. only with FBI...

47. Where were you born?
I fell my ass on a bed at hospital.My mom is ever confused about that.

49. Are you confused about anything right now?

50. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
yes